Somebody hire this designer immediately. I came across this awesome nightstand from My Zombie Gear and was disappointed when I found out it wasn’t for sale. After some Googling, I found out that UK based designer James McAdam created this way back in 2002. He initially invented the club and shield combo to deal with crime in England, as citizens are not allowed to own firearms. From being asleep to battle ready in less than two seconds, this functional table top is nothing short of sweeeeeeet. If I had a few hundred thousand bucks available, I’d definitely put these into production. But since I don’t, I’ll have to hit up Home Depot to make my own. Let’s hope I don’t lose some fingers in the process of building it.

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